| Give Me A Ticket For The Red Train Sung to the tune of "The Letter" Give me a ticket for the Red Train Runs between platforms nine and ten Muggle days are gone Hogwarts, here I come An owl brought me a letter I don't care what Gringotts gold I gotta spend But please don't sort me into Slytherin Muggle days are gone Hogwarts, here I come An owl brought me a letter Oh, he brought me a letter telling me I was magical Maybe I'll even get to play Quidditch for Gryffindor Some day, so Give me a ticket for the Red Train Runs between platforms nine and ten Muggle days are gone Hogwarts, here I come An owl brought me a letter |
| Gorious Food To the tune of "Food" from"Oliver" Food, Gorious Food Weak stomachs and faint hearts Gross, sickening, crude Served daily at Hogwarts Troll boogers and silver blood Oozing from the Baron Skrewts squirting their liquid darts From their rear end! Hearburn shooting high As Dr. Filabuster's Firecrackers, and why? 'Cause of cockroaches in clusters Increasing the appetite For ten-ton toffee inventors Moody's roving eye at night A kiss from Dementors Polyjuice in large mugs With Myrtle in the U-bend Ron vomiting slugs Nick's head standing on end Dung-bombs fill the air with ease Rat brains in Snape's dungeon Bubotuber puss to squeeze Let's do luncheon Oh, Food - Gorious - Notorious Morbid-orious Food! |
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