| Ugly Rita Sung to the tune of "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid" Ugly Rita, gossip hound May I inquire boldly When do you write a single word that's true? Ugly Rita, do you brag Cackling oh, so coldly Somebody's going to get the goods on you! Buzzing 'round a door or hedge row Or the shoulder of some fellow Who would ever guess she could ever be there? On a window ledge you'll spot her Taking note of dreaming Potter Did anybody tell you, you should ever be fair? Ugly Rita, are you ill? Haven't heard from you, have I? Where is the garbage that you used to write? Ugly Rita, poison quill Unregistered animagi Hermione's got you sealed up nice and tight Serves you right! |
| Womping Willow To the tune of "Tit Willow" from "The Mikado" On the grounds of Old Hogwarts a giant tree grows Womping Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow And it covers a shack in the ground just below Womping Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow Its branches, like tentacles stretch oh so high And it lashes at people and objects nearby So if you get near it you'll certainly cry "Let go Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow!" The Weasley's Anglia got caught as it flew Womping Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow Trapped inside that car Ron and poor Harry too Womping Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow Then the car started up and backed out of that tree Thus finally setting the two students free And all of their classmates sang out with glee "You flew to the great Womping Willow!" This tree has a knot you can press if you dare Womping Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow And plunge to the home of the werewolf down there Womping Willow, Oh Willow, Oh Willow 'Twas there that three friends nearly met with their doom 'Neath the tree that demolished Harry's prized broom So when you're out walking through fog, night and gloom Beware of the great Womping Willow! |
| Remembrall (a limerick) Neville has a little ball That lights up crimson red To tell him when he must recall A thought that left his head But he is better off, you see Than Crabbe or Goyle, I'll bet At least poor Neville has something In HIS head to forget! |
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