Diagon Alley
(To the tune of
“Carolina In The Morning”)

Nothing could be more fun
Than to shop in old Diagon
For the school year
Crooked buildings leaning in,
Their windows filled with everything
You need here

First you go to Gringotts
And you pick up your loot
Then, off into the alley you scoot
Wands & robes & pets & brooms
Books & cauldrons,
All in Diagon Alley!
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Me And My Dad’s Cloak
(
To the tune of “Me And My Shadow”

HARRY
Me and my dad’s cloak
Strolling down the Hogwarts Halls
Me and my dad’s cloak
Filch can prowl but all he’ll see are walls

Me and my dad’s cloak
I’m supposed to be asleep
But me and my dad’s cloak
Have pressing appointments we must keep

I’ll stay be invisible
In corridors
To all but Aurors
Looks like nobody’s there

Just me and my dad’s cloak
Strolling down the Hogwarts Halls.
"Oh, I ain't got nobody"
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Dobby The House Elf

Dobby, the house elf
Was a ragged mass of groans
Wearing one old dirty pillow case
Wrapped around his weary bones

Dobby, the house elf
Disobeyed his master cruel
Just to try and warn his "hero" of
The dangers back at school

He tried so many tricks to keep
Poor Harry safe at home
But Harry got to school and faced
Tom Riddle all alone

Now Dobby, the house elf
Thanks to Harry was set free
Now he holds his head up high and wears
His socks up to each knee

Dobby, the house elf
Is no longer Malfoy's slave
When you mention Harry Potter you
Will hear that Dobby rave

Harry's a hero, Harry's a hero
Hear that Dobby rave!
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