| Hello Dobby (To the tune of “Hello Dolly”) HARRY Hello Dobby Well, Hello Dobby It’s so strange to see an elf upon my bed What did you say?, Dobby I should stay?, Dobby In this place where they all hate me; Have you lost your head!? Here, I’m worse than a stranger If I face danger Let it be where I have came to know myself, elf! Please don’t wail, Dobby Give me back all my mail, Dobby Your ‘saving me’ is costing me my health! Don’t be a pest, Dobby They have guests, Dobby If they hear us they will punish me for sure! It’s gonna hurt, Dobby If dessert, Dobby Floats around the kitchen, then comes tumbling to the floor Because you came, Dobby Missed the train, Dobby Wrecked the Weasley’s car and got scarred by that tree, then, Broke my arm, Dobby You’re doin’ less good than harm, Dobby Here’s a sock from Malfoy, elf; Put some clothes upon yourself; Dobby’ll never be a slave again! |
| Sorting Hat This hat you see before you Sat on a Founder’s head His thoughts would not have bored you Each one of them I’ve read It cannot be refuted The genius passed to me I’ll see where you’re best suited And in that House you’ll be I’ll crown your youthful bonnet Your mind has its own voice The knowledge written on it Will help me make my choice Each Founder was unique here Whose gifts adorn your face? Place me upon your head, dear I’ll find your rightful place! |
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