| More Filk Songs by Others These are by Caius Marcius |
| Send Me My Broom (from PoA, Chap 11-12) (To the tune of Send In The Clowns, from Sondheim's A Little Night Music) THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Area. HARRY laments the loss of his Firebolt, confiscated by McGONAGALL on the suspicion that it may have been sent by Sirius Black HARRY Isn't it mine? No longer there. When will I next leave the ground, Back toward mid-air? Send me my broom Wasn't it Herm who won't approve? Teachers came snooping around It was removed From Black, they assumed.... Send back my broom. Just what I'd lost for Gryffindor Magic'ly on Christmas is more than fully restored Getting a package that gave me a much higher jolt Such great design A Firebolt I cannot wait I need it quick But they must inspect it for hex Hooch and Flitwick They'll strip down my broom Quick, save my new broom They'll bother my stick Enter McGONAGALL, bearing the Firebolt, which she returns to HARRY McGONAGALL Isn't a threat – this much is clear: Gaining a broom like this shall Give Slyth'rin fear So here is your broom You ought to re-zoom McGONAGALL & HARRY exchange smiles confident of Gryffindor victory BOTH Just wait'll this year....... |
| Three Little Thugs (To the tune of Three Little Maids From School, from The Mikado) THE SCENE: The Great Hall. Enter DRACO MALFOY, VINCENT CRABBE and GREGORY GOYLE ALL: Three little thugs from school are we We'll break the caps of both your knees Through magical delinquency Three little thugs from school C: We're forming tight little male bonds G: Nobody's safe when we have our wands M: I'm the most gorgeous 'cause I'm blonde ALL: Cute little thugs from school Three little thugs who quite contrary Meaner than Curly, Moe and Larry Make it their mission to harass Harry Three little thugs from school C: One little thug just slithered in C & G: Two thugs ask where the third one's been M: Executing a cardinal sin ALL: Three little thugs from school M: When three little thugs master Dark Arts C: Gryffindor will not feel so smart G: After we've torn them all apart ALL: Three little thugs from school……. Three little thugs by the name of Goyle Vince Crabbe and Draco Malfoy'll Do what they can to make Mudblood boil Three little thugs from school Three little thugs who rule! Enter, from several directions, Fred, George, Ron, Hermione and Harry, who simultaneously hex them. After several minutes, exit MALFOY, CRABBE & GOYLE, very very very slowly to Pomfrey's. |
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