| More Filk Songs by Others These are by Caius Marcius |
| Quidditch Fan Song (To the tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game) Take me out to see Quidditch Take me out for the match Buy me Bertie's Every Flavor Beans I love them all except if they're green And we'll root root root for the Seeker Let's hope that he grabs the Snitch For it's one-hundred fifty points when you play Quidditch!. |
| The Troll Song (from PS/SS, Chap 10) (To the tune of The Trolley Song, from Meet Me in St. Louis) THE SCENE: The Great Hall; Halloween Festivities are underway. HARRY - Midst the celebrations held on Halloween With my food piled high upon my plate Then through the door came Quirrell, looking none-too-virile, "A troll broke through our gate!" RON - Dumble told the prefects, who secured each House,. For a troll's the deadliest of beasts. As we left the feast, we thought "Herm's unreleased, We'll warn her of the beast at least." On their way to warn Hermione, they run into the prowling troll, carrying an enormous club BOTH - Bang bang bang went the troll, he More more gore went his yell Churn, churn, churn went our tummies Once we got downwind from his smell RON - Slam, slam, slam went the doorway Run, run, run went our feet Scream scream scream then went Hermy We knew we had to retrace our retreat HARRY - We ran back in and there's a sink That gets knocked 'gainst a wall where we saw Hermy shrink I told her "Run!" but wasted breath She couldn't move because it would have meant her death HARRY jumps on the troll's back, as RON's Wingardium Spell knocks it out with its own club Jump, jump, jump on the troll, he Swung, swung, swung with his pole Swish, swish, flick now went Ron's wand And then it started to fall, and it was 12 feet tall, a limp soul Spinning out of con-troll……. Enter McGonagall, looking angry, followed by Quirrell & Snape RON - Her mood was dark, her voice was cold The look of 'Gonagall a loss of points foretold We two stood dumb, like perfect saps But then Hermione spoke up, and took the rap. HARRY - Blah, blah blah went the teachers Uh, uh, uh went our plea Please, please, please then went Hermy HERMIONE joins RON & HARRY TRIO - As we started to leave We could only perceive a new trend We'll out conflicts suspend For we three are now friends who'll defend till the end Let us blend as allies, that's how wizards form ties! |
| By the Time She Gets Out Phoenix (To the tune of By the Time I Get to Phoenix) By the time she gets out Phoenix I'll be frantic I'll have read the Canon 50 times or more I'll have scrolled through each Website and fanfic 'Tween debates about that "gleam" of Dumbledore By the time it gets to Borders, I'll be queuing I'll stand in line all evening or even past dawn I'll get hysterical if they should sell out I'll be off the wall that's all By the time I make it home, I'll be speed-reading I'll turn pages quickly and gasp out loud I won't put it down until it's over When I finish it, time will again move slow Despite the afterglow, there's still two books to go……. |
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