| Filk Songs by Others More here by Caius Marcius |
| Pomfrey (To the tune of Born Free) THE SCENE: Madam Pomfrey's infirmary, late at night. It is deserted save for one lone occupant. Once again - and who knows why this time - HARRY POTTER is confined to bed. HARRY Pomfrey A victim of cursing Requires much nursing Which she is equipped to provide Pomfrey Whether recouping from Voldy Or a common cold, she Is always there at my side Pomfrey With her I can calm be On her ward I stay more Often than at Gryffindor Pomfrey Her manner won't charm you But she can re-arm you If skeletal parts disappear Pomfrey She loves peace and quiet She'll read you the riot Act if your noise reaches her ear Pomfrey I know it's now lights out But I once more light out for an Emergency! HARRY dons his invisibility cloak and exits. |
| I Act Malign (To the tune of I Walk the Line) THE SCENE: Potions Class. Enter SNAPE SNAPE I keep a closed mind when I teach my kids I give a free reign to my hostile id All kind and merciful deeds I forbid Because they whine I act malign I find it very, very easy to be cruel, I strictly enforce each and every rule I make them wish they never came to school I don't decline to act malign I find it such fun to subtract a point That Granger girl I like to disappoint I love to get Potter's nose way out of joint It's so divine to act malign As sure as sneers are sneers and snakes are snakes I'll snap at Neville for ev'ry mistake As I tell him it's all for his own sake I'm such a swine - I'm so malign!. |
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