| "Magical Girl" by Miss Cherry Fairy (to the melody of "Material Girl") Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, they turn into frogs but I like boys with the real wood wands that can make flowers from logs Some boys call me, some boys beg me, to take me out to dinners But only the boys that have broomsticks are the real winners (Chorus) 'Cuz we are living in a magical world, and I am a magical girl You know we're living in a magical world, and I am a magical girl Some go to Harvard, some go to Princetion, Schools of all the sorts But I like boys who go to Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, and especially Hogwarts Some boys have cash, some boys have cars I think they're okay But only boys with the owls and spellbooks make my rainy days (Chorus) (living in a magical world) magical (echoing) (living in a magical world) - (living in a magical world) magical (echoing) (living in a magical world) Some boys play ball, some boys shoot hoops, but there's just a glitch They don't have Chasers and Seekers that play the great sport, Quidditch (Chorus). |
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| If I Were A Wizard (to the tune of “If I Were A Rich Man” from “Fiddler On The Roof”) - by Judy Nathanson If I were a Wizard And A-lo-ha-mor-a ma-gi-cal-ly opened every door All day long I’d live as I prefer If I were a Sorcerer I’d study hard at Hogwarts Trying to be half as grand as Harry, or as Dumbledore If an owl had only given me The letter every kid would love to see I’d fill my Cauldron up with dark, sticky potions Smoking with an eerie glare “Eye of this and hair of the other thing” Then I would chant some incantations with motions; Wand held high up in the air Oh, the spells momentous it would bring If I were a Wizard And A-lo-ha-mor-a ma-gi-cal-ly opened every door All day long I’d live as I prefer If I were a Sorcerer I’d study hard at Hogwarts Trying to be half as grand as Harry, or as Dumbledore If an owl had only given me The letter every kid would love to see I’d learn to change into a strange animagus Any time I felt the need And I’d fly so high on the best broomstick And I would take my galleons straight out of Gringotts To the shops in old Hogsmeade Eating Chocolate Frogs until I’m sick If I were a Wizard I would do such noble acts with magic wand and magic word Though I’m just a muggle through and through Not one whit of Magic can I do All my fondest wishes would come true If I were a real Wizard! |
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