Port-Key Ride
(To the tune of "Hitchin' A Ride")
Hogwarts Castle
(To the tune of "California, Here I Come")
An object’s placed on a plot of land
A group of wizards grab it with one hand
Takin’ a ride
A Port-key ride

To form small groups is what they plan
So muggles hardly notice when they land
Takin’ a ride
A Port-key ride

Ride, Ride, Ride
A Port-key ride

Tri-wizard champs took prize-cup key
But didn’t end up where they planned to be
Takin’ a ride
A Port-key ride

One lost his life, and one survived
And wizards shuddered at what he described
Takin’ a ride
A Port-key ride

Ride, Ride, Ride
A Port-key ride.
Hogwarts Castle, here I come
Right back where I started from
Where witches and wizards form student bonds
Enchanting and charming
Everything with magic wands

The owls deliver mail to you
Broomsticks fly and cauldrons brew
Ghosts and portraits wave to you
Dear old Hogwarts, here I come

Hogwarts Castle, here I come
You are now my second home
My house is the best, our points are way up
At Quidditch, we’re winning;
Maybe we will win the cup

The feasts are calling me to dine
In the hall dome, candies shine
Magic is a skill divine
Dear old Hogwarts, here I come!.
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